diamondtwink:

My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

sparklesparklelittletwink:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

#and as they say goodbye they fuck you over

jerkidiot:

do you think Walt Disney would like Dog with a Blog?

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

winchesterprayers:

today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because

swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac

monilip:

karkats-left-eyeball:

whyaremyballssomadatmybutt:

egberts:

tumblr is giving me the option of following myself

do it

rip open a hole in spacetime

memewhore:

parasailin-sarahpalin:

tyflowsion:

am i the only one who’s aware that “upside down” literally means the side that goes up is down

groundbreaking

sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

freeshawarmas:

jehovas-witness:

internetexplorers:

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

soft dicks

☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽

surejohn221b:

iusedtobethefire:

katnisstiel:

yesbecausereasons:

real—not—real:

real—not—real:

assckles:

assckles:

I want to take a dollar bill and write “are you Misha Collins” on it and maybe one day it’ll end up in his hands and he’d be the one mind fucked for once

the journey has begun…

DOING THIS ON EVERY DOLLAR I COME ACROSS

Like I said

fandom will take over american currency

i cannot wait til he gets one and tweets about it omfg

GUYS ITS GETTING AROUND